Porn is love you can see.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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