You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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