I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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