Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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