i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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