There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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