one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
