I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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