I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
There are leaves in my underwear?
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