Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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