So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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