A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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