Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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