my mouth tastes like poor choices
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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