only if we run a train.
done.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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