I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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