Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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