Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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