Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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