so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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