The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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