Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
