Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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