She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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