Me too!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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