I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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