But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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