What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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