I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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