Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You need a sexual gate keeper
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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