party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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