office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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