we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We are two peas in an std pod
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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