Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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