Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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