i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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