Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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