This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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