Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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