Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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