she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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