I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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