I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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