He asked to "fluff my boner.."
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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