called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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