So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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