i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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