only if we run a train.
done.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You were trust falling into bushes
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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