No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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