i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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