I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think people are normalizing furries
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
